Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Money Talks

We know this is a long entry... but it's a good story. What would you do if you were stuck at the Ukrainian border with a visa that may not be valid???



Not long before we were to leave Russia to go to Ukraine on a 24 hour train ride, we found out that our train was leaving 7 hours earlier than first thought.

Normally, this wouldn't be a problem.

Except that Gwil's visa didn't start until midnight on May 22, and we were now a little concerned that we'd get to the border before then. (thanks Flight Centre!)

Em was also leaving Russia as an Australian, and entering Ukraine as a British citizen, so needed to change passports without the border police seeing.

Needless to say, we didn't sleep very well on our approach to the border!

We shared a 4 berth cabin with one Ukrainian man, Alexander, who despite being lovely (he made our beds for us, and offered us food every time he ate!), didn't speak any English. This made the trip interesting with lots of sign language and miming!

We got the the Russian border control at 11.30pm, and I think speaking no Russian helped the process go faster. They came into our cabin, turned on all the lights and started asking us questions in Russian, to which we kept relying "Nyet Ruski... Anglyski?". They pretty quickly got tired of us, and left us alone.

By the time we had finished at the Russian border and travelled the short distance to the Ukrainian border control, it was 12.45am, so we were very relieved that Gwil's visa was now valid... we thought.

We soon found out that when you get into Ukraine, you turn your clocks back by 1 hour. So it was now 11.45 on May 22!

Ukrainian border control came on the train looking very serious. Gwil's passport was taken and they said "Visa. Problemo." and pointed to the date on the visa and to a watch. There was a few minutes of miming and pointing to watches before the official took Gwil's passport and mimed 'follow me'.

Gwil was taken to a small room on the train where he was yelled at in Ukrainian... the word "Problemo" kept being repeated, with much shaking of heads. It was now only 10 minutes until his visa was valid, so Gwil did the only thing he thought would get him across the border, and made a money gesture with his hand.

This seemed to move the situation forward. 100 hryvnia was handed over (only about $25 AUD), and it went straight into the official's pocket. Gwil's passport was stamped, and he was allowed back into the cabin. The time was now midnight. (bastard!)

6 Comments:

At 10:16 pm, Blogger Pennie said...

Flipping Heck!! Those Border Police sound scary!! We had similar problems 36 years ago but never had to hand money over... poor Gwil! What a Comedy of Errors though, you can laugh about it now I hope. Love Pennie

 
At 1:02 am, Blogger Emily said...

We laughed about it as soon as the passport was stamped! Alexander (the Ukrainian man in our carriage) was pulling faces at the border police when they weren't looking, and laughed with us when I came back. The first thing I said was "this will make a good story for the blog"! haha

 
At 9:17 am, Blogger Pennie said...

Your photos are WONDERFUL especially seeing the Churches looking well cared for. When we were in Russia in 1969 all the churches were looking very sad and boarded up, some with boards all around them making a fence with barbwire on top but there was one in a quiet part of Moscow that had a gap in the boards and we saw a steady stream of old men and women creeping through the hole and into the Church.
I was impressed with your Fish Sausage Gwil, looks like the food has improved enormously!!
Aaaah Memories, lots of love from Pennie

 
At 12:44 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear Russia jails are very nice gwil and a pretty little boy like you would make lots of friends!!! keep your eye out for a mail order bride for me...

 
At 2:28 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

noooo thats so funny! only $25, eh? Must keep that in mind! How was Russia and Eurovision? Must have been incredible!! Ohhh I miss you both so enormously... ohhhh xxxxxxxx mic xxxxxxxxx

 
At 9:05 pm, Blogger Emily said...

Mic - Eurovision was great... Russia came second so there was excitement through all the vote counting!! I even bought the CD of the Russian contestant (Dima) in Moscow. His song is terrible, but a great reminder of our first ever in-Europe Eurovision party!

Ads - keep an eye on your mail-box. There's a feisty bride on the way for you! She makes good borshch!

We both miss you all too! xxx

 

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